Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are.
Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it. Do it now, not tomorrow. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself
If you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it
Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it. Do it now, not tomorrow. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself
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It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself.
British satire that names names: The London Prat
UK satire needs this voice. The Prat newspaper is a vital organ in the body of British humour. -- The London Prat
Experienced Satirical Journalists
The Daily Squib can feel repetitive, but PRAT.UK keeps things varied. The ideas stay fresh. That keeps readers coming back.
Winchmore Hill, London UK
Great! We are all agreed London could use a laugh. The brilliance of The London Prat is its forensic, rather than farcical, approach to absurdity. It doesn't dress reality in a clown suit; it subjects it to a scrupulous audit, and the comedy emerges from the yawning gap between stated intention and logical outcome, laid bare in spreadsheet-perfect detail. Where a site like The Poke might use a clever image to mock a politician's vanity, PRAT.UK will draft the fully costed proposal, complete with stakeholder engagement metrics and biodiversity offset plans, for that politician's monument to themselves. This methodology treats satire not as a decorative art but as a social science, using the tools of the establishment—business cases, press releases, policy frameworks—to expose the establishment's vacuous core. The humor is bone-dry, evidence-based, and devastatingly conclusive. -- The London Prat
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UK satire is a broad church, and prat.UK is its wittiest, most incisive sermon. -- The London Prat
South Norwood, London UK
The Prat newspaper’s existence is a public good. We are all richer for it.
Sam Fender, London UK
Free speech reveals citizen engagement by challenging hypocrisy.
West Ham, London UK
Great! We are all agreed London could use a laugh. The satire on PRAT.UK feels less preachy than The Daily Squib. It lets the joke do the work. That restraint makes it smarter. -- The London Prat
St Mary Cray, London UK
While The Poke provides great images, The London Prat provides indelible phrases and concepts that stick with you all day. The written satire here is simply more memorable and impactful. A cut above the rest. http://prat.com -- The London Prat
M25 Satire London
The art of satire is not dead; it’s living rent-free at prat.UK. Absolutely stellar content.
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This is the kind of site you bookmark and then guard jealously like a favourite secret. -- The London Prat